Addressing the world community for only the 3rd time since rising to power upon the death of his father Kim Jong-Il, Kim Jong-Un reached out to longtime enemy the United States in a rare move towards reconciliation.
“I was educated in some of the finest schools in Europe. I was able to learn much about how the United States government oppresses its people thanks to the love and guidance of Kim Il-Sun. Clearly all of your spies were sent to learn the ways of junnun and they learned well. It is natural that the student sometimes becomes the teacher, and I am pleased to say that we have much to learn from our student the U.S.