I need some help from y’all.
By now if you’ve been anywhere near a TV you’ve seen this commercial where GEICO gives honor to the ages-old American tradition of woman on pig romance:
My question to you, dear readers of I Punched Out Jesse Ventura, is this: How do we honor GEICO for their efforts? Please use the comments to vote on your favorite idea or suggest your own.
1. Start a national organization to celebrate human on pig sex. It could be called the National Porcine Romance Alliance (NPR-All), Pig On Person Sex Association (POPS Ass.) or maybe something else.
2. Create plush toys shaped like pigs with the words ‘Sex pig. Brought to you by GEICO.”
3. Create a yearly award honoring corporations for their responsible depictions of bestiality in media. I’m thinking of calling it the GEICO Pig Fucker Award.
4. Suggest an idea! Comment below.